4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
(Source: ptvmelissa)
(Source: amenalcohol)
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
Things that come to me when trying to remember something from my notes on a test.
i swear to god i’ll be sitting in the middle of my english exam tomorrow trying to remember a random fucking shakespearean quote or something and this fucking post will be all i’m able to think about godfuckingdammit i hate this site
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
(Source: piglii)
“we’re having pizza for dinner”
(Source: thefalloutboylyricblog)
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
